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Joke of the Day

"How big would jupiter be if it was as close to the earth as the moon..... Pretty damn big (courtesy of my daughter)"

"Where does the king keep his armies? in his sleevies!"

"I wish I had emo hair So it would cut itself."

"Jimmy, your composition ""My Dog"" is the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? No, sir. It's the same dog."

"What do you call immigrants in Sweden? Swede-ish"

"MRW when I heard about the Super Fine Bros. thing that's going on. [deleted for trademark infringement]"

"What do you call a black woman who has had five abortions? A crime fighter."

"What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline"

"Where is the best place to hide a lawyer? In a brief case."

"What does Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common? Both their last greatest hits was the wall."