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Joke of the Day

"Tried to get my 7 year old cousin to play Hungry Hungry Hippos but the fences at the zoo are really high."

"Why Do Farts Smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too!"

"I'm a big fan of wood. Mahogany. Cherry. Walnut. Morning."

"whats the difference between a mexican and a book. a book has papers ;) ayee"

"Q: What does a proud computer call his little son? A: A microchip off the old block."

"Give a pilgrim some corn... He eats for a day, teach a pilgrim to grow corn... He kills your people and takes your land."

"A man walked into a bar ""Ouch"""

"What would be the name of a very old rapper? 2 Canes"

"Jimmy has 36 candy bars, and he eats 28. What does Jimmy have? Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes."

"The worlds best chat-up line: ""I like my women how I like my coffee... Either cheap and bitter or ground up and in the freezer."""