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Joke of the Day

"Jokes are like women I never get them"

"What did Ava Braun say to Adolf Hitler? I love you so much, my head could explode!"

"Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: ""We are pressed in every way but not cramped beyond movement."""

"Hooters sucks! Feed you messy ass hot wings presented by one the hottest skimpiest dressed big boobed blonde. Its like they're daring to go to the bathroom and jack off."

"The iWatch is awesome because it's the fastest way to let everyone know you used to have 500 dollars."

"Wanna hear a secret? I KILLED MUFASA!"

"Come on down! You're the next contestant on STFU!"

"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? Cause it runs in your jeans."

"What do you call a prostitute with her hands up her own skirt? Self Employed"

"What's so great about nihilism? Nothing."