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Joke of the Day
"Jokes are like women I never get them"
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"I eat pudding with a fork, so no, crossword puzzles aren't really my 'thing'."
"I have decided to leave my past behind me, so if I owe you money... I'm sorry, but I've moved on, and maybe it's time that you do too."
"My wife has just left me, taking my satellite dish and Bob Marley collection. No woman, no Sky."
"Transvestite joke What's the best part of sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through."
"Helium walks into a bar. The bar tender says when don't serve nobles here. He didn't react."
"I just purchased duct tape at the Dollar Store to fix all of the other shit I bought at the Dollar Store. Life is going exactly as planned."
"How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden? He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips."
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's probably too cheesy."
"The first 30 years of childhood are always the hardest."