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Joke of the Day
"lol How much did the Holla Caust? 6 Million Jews"
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"What is the most popular soda in candy land? Lolli-pop"
"I don't have tinted windows on my car because if people don't like watching me dance, they can tint their own goddamn windows."
"What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Tennish"
"I like my ice cream like I like my women. Plain vanilla, and hopefully if it lies around long enough it will get wet so I don't have to do much with my mouth."
"What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs? A thyme machine."
"What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house? Unstable"
"What percentage of germans are not nazis? ninety-nine point nein nein nein nein nein nein nein percent"
"I signed up to volunteer at a pro-life bake sale I'll be selling cups of uncooked batter and insisting they're actually cupcakes"
"10 inches The other day my wife and i were about to have sex for the first time. She said she wanted 10 inches and wanted it to hurt. So i stuck her 5 times then hit her with a brick"