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Joke of the Day

"Coworker: Stop Me: collaborate and listen Coworker: Don't Me: you forget about me Coworker: Hey! Me: teacher, leave them kids alone"

"Who knew 20yrs after Debate class I'd apply those skills to present arguments to 7yo on why pasta shapes don't change the taste of pasta."

"Doctor Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!"

"My girlfriend is the best! My girlfriend is a porn star. She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out."

"I've seen some bad thieves in my life before... But this one couldn't even take the cake!"

"I told my therapist what you said and she's gonna call your therapist and you're in big trouble"

"Welcome to the website for sufferers of arthritis Click to find out more"

"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the furniture."

"What you call a Dildo with six heads? Hail Hydra!"

"Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds? Because they kept throwin shade"