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Joke of the Day
"The only wisdom that comes with age is knowing which stores have the nicer restrooms."
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"Where can you leave your dog when you shop? The barking lot."
"A man finds 3 magic lamps in the Sahara.... ...he says ""Damn, I wish there was an outlet.""."
"What has 4 teeth and 6 boobs? Third shift at the Waffle House."
"They say god dosn't give people things they can't handle. Except cancer."
"If I ever see a shark I won't be attacked. Because although sharks are attracted to blood in the water, they are repelled by feces."
"I dont tweet much abt my goal to poop every letter of the alphabet. Did the easy ones (C, J) yrs ago. Just toughies left. Your B & W. Your Q"
"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? because she gets a frog in her throat at 69."
"What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba-Na-Na-Na"
"Dealer: Anyone follow you dude? Me: just my cat *dealer opens trench coat & my mom jumps out* Mom: why are you using drugs???"