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Joke of the Day

"""I don't have to outrun the bear! Just you!"" Wrong. Bears are so sick of that joke, they skip the slow guy and eat the fast guy now."

"How long is a short circuit? As long as it takes to ***find*** it!"

"Which is an Islamic trait? A.heading B.heading C.heading"

"Original Content. That is all."

"""I OBJECT!"" the defendant screams in court. The judge gives her a very emotional hug and says, ""No...you human."""

"I went out for a vindaloo last night and my arse is really sore today I can't believe some of the things I do for a free curry."

"*During an interview* Interviewer: 'So how long were you employed in your last job?' Candidate: 'I'd say my biggest weakness is my listening skills.'"

"What do you call a slave snickers bar Sniggers"

"Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray."

"What do you call an overweight Mexican? A MAXican"