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Joke of the Day

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say,""HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE!"" (ba dum tss)"

"My wife is calling me Jeb Bush during sex Now I'll never come first."

"I had my credit card stolen. About two years ago now. I never reported it though. On my first statement, I found that the thieves were charging less than my wife was."

"New Subway slogan idea from Jared 12 is the new 18"

"Ever heard of the 68 position? You go down on me now and I'll owe you one."

"Limits Of Technology A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing."

"""I have a hard time with faces. One time I mistook a wolf for my dead grandmother LOL!"" - Little Red Riding Hood, talking to a coat rack."

"If my doctor ever tells me I have three months to live, I'll probably pick December, January and July."

"Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him."

"I was offered a job building Egyptian tombs Turned out to be a pyramid scheme"