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Joke of the Day

"6 was jealous about other kids getting notes in their lunches, so I put one in his: ""Sorry, I ate your pudding. Love, Dad."""

"How does every racist joke start? By looking over you shoulders."

"I walked into my bosses office and yelled, ""Three to five cellular layers of skin."" ""What?"" he laughed. ""I'm just saying what's on everyone's lips."""

"Every summer I go to Grammar Camp we discuss creative ideas and pitch our new tense."

"You would think that you would be a better pastry chef With all the creampie videos I watch..."

"wife: I TOLD you not to try a 360 with the grocery cart me: It was really nice when everyone started clapping after they saw I was ok though"

"What do you call a nuclear-powered car? A mobile-Chernobyl!"

"How to make your dreams come true? Have a Stage 4 Cancer"

"What do you call a porn star who only does anal when she's drunk? Mullet. Business in the front and outdated by today's standards in the rear"

"What's big and grey and wears a mask ? The elephantom of the opera !"