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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why smokey the bear carries a shovel, but it scares the shit out of me."

"What the best thing about pedophiles? They always drive slowly near schools"

"how to get into shape: 1. punch a bear 2. run. this is your life now"

"My parents just said they want another child. ""I'd love a sibling!"" I said. ""That's not what we meant."" they replied."

"9/11 jokes aren't funny... My dad died on 9/11. I still remember his last words ""ALLAHU AKBAR""."

"I want a pen pal! Like a pen I can really talk to."

"MTV has ordered a reality show to follow a group of virgins. That sounds very interesting and riveting and get that camera out of my face."

"What subject are snakes good at school ? Hiss-tory !"

"Why did the alarm go off at the mansion? Because the owner entered the correct code."

"""You can't tell me what to do!"" I screamed, and ate the packet of silica gel."