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Joke of the Day
"My neighbors listen to awesome music whether they like it or not."
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"Q: Where do pigs park their cars? A: In porking lots."
"We should probably abolish the death penalty since we don't even get to throw rotten vegetables at people anymore"
"I know why my saturdays are so shitty now... because there's always a turd in it."
"Is it gay in here or is it just Glee?"
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"one kindergarten student to another ""did you hear they found a condom on the seventh floor balcony?"" the other student replies ""Oooh no... but... what is a 'balcony'?"""
"I won't be satisfied until I have enough followers to form sects that fight about how to interpret My tweets until they kill each other."