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Joke of the Day

"A dog with a cowboy hat, spurs and a cigar limps in through the swinging doors of a saloon... ...He says, ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw"""

"What do you call a group of Amish children? Amlets. (I'll see myself out)"

"What do you call a blind deer? No Idea. (Hopefully you will get it, repeat twice if you have to) Edit: In case you don't get it, its No Eye Deer. [No Idea]"

"Why do school nurses bring a red crayon to work? So they can draw blood"

"A wife in big doses is poison, in small doses medicine."

"Did you hear Jesus won all the swimming events? He walked it."

"What do you call a paedophile pirate? Aaarrrrrrr Kelly!!"

"A man got hit in the head with a drink... It's okay, though; it was a soft drink."

"I put the 'extra vag' in extravaganza"

"Nothing freaks me out like when I'm ordering from a Chinese restaurant and I ask ""What kind of meat is that?"" and they answer ""yes"""