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Joke of the Day

"A Baby Whale asks his father where he came from... His father says, ""My penis, son."" ""Oh, thanks Dad"" ""You're Whalecum"""

"It's funny how one person can make you never trust anybody..."

"What do you call gasoline that comes in first place? Win Diesel"

"Most women would be happy to be woken up on their birthday with breakfast in bed, flowers and 20 minutes of great oral sex! But Oh no! Not my sister!"

"What do sailors eat for breakfast? Naval oranges"

"I like my men like i like my coffee Not from starbucks"

"What's Whitney Houston's favourite form of coordination? HAAAAAND EYEEEEEEE!"

"And that's how the fight started My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started...."

"You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg."

"Who would have thought.... Some as humble as I am, could be so important.."