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Joke of the Day

"A Baby Whale asks his father where he came from... His father says, ""My penis, son."" ""Oh, thanks Dad"" ""You're Whalecum"""

"When you say, ""save me some nachos"" and I say, ""okay"" think Rose at the end of Titanic saying ""I'll never let go""..as she lets go."

"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Michael FitzPatrick and Patrick FitzMichael. Happy St. Patrick's Day!"

"What do you call a stoned pig? Baked Ham"

"What does Acetone and Hitler have in common? They're both Polish removers!"

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black."

"You can run but you can't hide Is a funny thing to say to children with asthma"

"Who wrote ""The Tiger's Revenge""? Claude Balls"

"[boss's office] I'm tired of staff that think they know everything! Do you know what I mean, Murray? ""No, sir"" I like your style, Murray."

"You're worried about rats in the walls? How is that any of your business? When was the last time you went inside your own walls?"