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Joke of the Day
"What do witches use pencil sharpeners for? To keep their hats pointed."
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"At the very highest level of karate, they give you pants that fit so you no longer need a belt."
"Helpful Tip.. If you are ever cold just stand in a corner... There normally 90 degrees.."
"Last night I ate a full package of Cinncinati zoo Gosh, I must've spent hours in the bathroom."
"I hope George Clooney dumps his wife so he and Brad Pitt can finally be happy together."
"Hi Africa, it's America. A guy over here just ate 69 hotdogs in 10 minutes! How's everything going with you?"
"My 4 year old nephew's favourite joke. Knock knock! who's there? Europe. Europe who? No, You're a poo! Followed by devious laughter."
"Interviewer: What would you say is your greatest strength? Me: Definitely my insecurities. Very strong."
"If I ever die, my phone better go with me or there will be some pissed off people at my funeral."
"Why should you wrap a gerbil in duct tape? (NSFW) So it doesn't burst when you fuck it."