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Joke of the Day
"Helpful Tip.. If you are ever cold just stand in a corner... There normally 90 degrees.."
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"What did the bad shock tell the good shock? I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world."
"On a flight with my friend, he asks ""if the door was to blow open would we fall out?"" I reply ""nah I'm pretty sure we'd still be friends"
"The teacher asks her 6th graders: ""Can anyone tell me the definition of relative humidity?"" Johnny: ""The sweat on your balls when you're fucking your cousin!"""
"I like my women like I like my skippin' rocks Skinny and easy to throw"
"Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith? Nobody wanted to draw his iron."
"I wish my parents ran when they heard The Rolling Stones. Now they're stuck under a pile of rocks."
"What's Piccolo's preferred type of car? DODGE!!!"
"did you hear about the clumsy musician who tried gardening? he dropped the beet"
"TIL there's a subreddit dedicated to all the times an OP doesn't deliver Link in the comments"