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Joke of the Day

"I always thought a chickpea was just when girls go to the bathroom in groups."

"As soon as you take a single slice of pizza... ...there's no longer enough to go around."

"In my old age I may have developed alzheimer's But at least I don't have alzheimer's."

"Doctor: You're obese. Patient: ***Doctor: You're obese. Patient: Whoa, for that I definitely want a second opinion. Doctor: You're quite ugly, too.***"

"Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away? Discover."

"How did Helen Keller lose her arm? Trying to read the road signs!!!"

"A lawyer, a tax-man and a murderer jump off a cliff in a race to the bottom. who wins? society"

"[crime scene] photographer: I'm done unless you want another angle or something. detective: let's do a jumping one!"

"What makes a ISIS joke funny? The execution."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank herbal tea before it was cool."