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Joke of the Day

"Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away? Discover."

"*sips some coffee & interrupts break room conversation* ""Technically we're all under the weather today unless you're an astronaut in orbit"""

"Bill O'Reilly, Megyn Kelly, and myself were stranded on a desert island... I then proceeded to bash my own head in with a coconut"

"A joke my grandfather told me about insecurity Never mind, it's stupid"

"I wish I was important enough for my nudes to get leaked."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of feminists can change a light bulb, because feminists can't change anything."

"What does your mom and my fantasy football team have in common? As soon as I put money on them, they suck."

"There's 3 types of people in the world. The ones that know how to count and the ones that don't."

"What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool? Scottsdale."

"So I confronted and cursed my son out for being in a relationship with a man..... He told me his partner was a Tranny and I felt like such an idiot. Sorry Ma'am. Your masculine face had me off."