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Joke of the Day
"A lawyer, a tax-man and a murderer jump off a cliff in a race to the bottom. who wins? society"
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"I'm not sure where Heisenberg is... But I know he's not with Pauli."
"What does it sound like when two old people have sex? Snap, crackle, pop."
"When you criticize a person, walk a mile in his shoes... then you'll be a mile away and in his shoes."
"A man enters the store to buy a dog... ... and points at a puppy he likes. ""How much for that dog?"" ""300$"" ""What about the half?"" ""I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."""
"Some guy just read the funniest joke he's read all week, and then down-voted it. This joke is about him. What do you call an internet addict full of negativity? You don't. No one calls him. Ever."
"What did the farmer tell the hoe? Let's get dirty."
"What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother? I've cleaned up and found Jesus."