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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes i get scared robots are going to take over. Then i use a motion-controlled sink."
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"Hey girl is your dad in jail... ...Because if I was your dad, I would be"
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"What do you call a women who cant draw? Trace"
"Just texted ""I still love you"" to about 50 random phone numbers."
"If you meet someone who believes obesity is genetic, there is a 100% chance they've consumed a #3 at McDonald's in the past 24 hours."
"Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions"
"Since everyone is writing a poem, please don't read mine [deleted]"
"If you have a parrot and you don't teach it to say,""Help, they've turned me into a parrot"", you are wasting everybody's time."
"i may be single but at least im gettin f*cked financially!"