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Joke of the Day
"The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close."
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"How is it that my kids can never find their own shoes but... Easily find the one ice cream sandwich I hid behind the peas in the freezer."
"What's the difference between a Trump voter and a polar bear? One is a fat, white, mindless killing machine with no conscience or future, and the other is a bear."
"Hear About the Restaurant on the Moon? Hear about the restaurant on the Moon? Great food but no atmosphere."
"Whenever I Think Of Books I touch my shelf."
"Me (getting choked): who called it getting new tires Guy (who is choking me): how are you breathing Me (dying): and not a retirement plan"
"When life gives you melons... You're probably dyslexic"
"According to commercials, a woman's primary goal in life is to lock in moisture."
"I'm like a kid in a candy store..... I can't afford anything."
"People are wondering if Caitlin Jenner should be put in male or female prison if she is charged. I think they should send her to a halfway house."