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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I put black eyeliner on your baby, but honestly, look at how edgy it is now."
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"So I guess these Brazillian jokes aren't happening Neymar?"
"Itis sad when a girl breaks up and changes back to her iI need attentioni Facebook picture."
"I love how we all talk about The Last Supper painting & nobody mentions that all 13 of those guys were sitting on the same side of the booth"
"What was the first thing the emcee said at the pornography convention? Thank you all for coming!"
"Parallel lines have got so much in common. It's a shame they'll never get to meet."
"WebMD has integrated Google's Deepmind. On startup it performed a self diagnostic test. Turns out, it's cancer."
"This morning I read about that 14 year boy with a clock they thought was a bomb ...I just checked again and it's really blown up since then"
"What do American Beer and sex in a canoe have in common? They're both f*cking close to water. [Joke courtesy of Zane Lamprey on an episode of Three Sheets]"
"I finally figured out the moral of Beauty and the Beast: Sure,Gaston had good looks. But the Beast had shitloads of money.Good choice, Belle"