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Joke of the Day
"I'm like a kid in a candy store..... I can't afford anything."
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"I work in a bar called Advice. I get really good tips."
"Why did the monster stop playing with his brother? He got tired of kicking him around."
"What do you call a semi-professional proctologist? Someone doing a half-assed job."
"I like my women like I like my coffee With K cups"
"firemen keep harvesting my cat tree"
"What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball? The Philadelphia Beagles!"
"A man put an ad in the newspaper, saying ""WIFE WANTED"". The next day, he had hundreds of letters, saying ""You can have mine"""
"Me: Grandma died, can't work today. Boss: Thought she died last month? Me: This time she is for real dead. We poked her with a stick."
"Whenever I'm getting off a plane I like to go up to the pilot, lean in really close and whisper ""I had my phone on that whole time."""