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Joke of the Day

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Well it ain't three cause my basement is still dark."

"I have decided to write all my jokes in capitals from now on. This one was written in London."

"Your dog is better than your wife. Don't believe me? Lock them both in your trunk for an hour and then see who's happy when you open it."

"set a fire for a man and he is warm for a day, set him on fire and he is warn for the rest of his life"

"How does Jared like to play his flute? In A minor."

"Can you tell me what you call a person from Corsica? Course a can."

"Oh, you dropped out of school to pursue your dreams? Cool. I'll have a number 1 and hold the lettuce please."

"Last Man on Earth star Will Fortes wife just gave birth a a girl.. They named her Kia"

"How do Asians see the world? In widescreen."

"What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze? a 'fan'atic."