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Joke of the Day
"Now that China has blocked Wikipedia, they're considering replacing it with... ... Xikipedia!"
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"New Thesaurus I bought a new thesaurus, it's terrible. It's also terrible."
"Confucius say... French girl high maintenance. Chinese girl Lo Mein-tenance."
"In the beginning, God made Heaven and Earth... The rest was made in China."
"How do Humans Reproduce? A: Sexually B: Sexually C: Sexually"
"Annoucement: At my funeral, all my tweets shall be recited. I will then haunt whomever leaves first, demanding honest feedback for eternity."
"How do you get a bass player off of your porch? You pay for your pizza."
"What's small, round, and blue? A cranberry holding its breath."
"If Donald Trump had a band, what would be its name? Donald Trump and the Trumpets Their first single : We built this wall."
"What is the best cure for a headache? DECAPITATION!!!"