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"I don't have a penis April Fools"
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"Idea for dieting: Fridges with mirrors."
"You have to put a potato in the microwave to push the potato button. Other things dont turn into potatoes. *brought to you by Bounty*"
"""Say no to Lindsay Lohan."" - drugs."
"Why did Hitler commit suicide suddenly? He lost the war.and he did Nazi that coming.."
"Here's the joke: I'm bad at insinuating. A*hem*, I **said** I'm bad at insinuating!"
"My mate lent me 5000 to produce my idea of a fruit-based torch, then took all credit. Cunt stole my limelight."
"I refuse to text and drive... I always end up spilling my beer."
"Next time you let someone here affect your real life, tell a stranger ""I'm mad at some online person I've never met"" then let them punch you"
"The Phantom Menace is easily the best Star Wars installment Jar Jar Binks is the best character."