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Joke of the Day
"Here's the joke: I'm bad at insinuating. A*hem*, I **said** I'm bad at insinuating!"
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"I was thinking that 6 years for your masters was a long time... But black people used to work 60 years for theirs."
"My fencing teacher must've been a redditor He kept shouting 'That's a riposte! That's a riposte!'"
"Two bananas are relaxing on a river bank... When a turd floats by. The turd shouts over. ""Come on in the waters great."" One banana turns to the other and says. ""Do you believe this shit."""
"Have you tried complaining about it for hours?"
"Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic."
"A Roman Walks into a Bar He holds up two fingers, and says ""'l'll Have 5 Beers Please"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beirut ! Beirut who ? Beirut force !"
"I like my coffee like I like my women! I'm sure whatever you've got is fine. I'm pretty happy with anything."
"Next time you're on the phone and a customer service rep asks ""Is there anything else I can do for you?"" whisper ""Smile for the camera, I'm watching you"" & hang up."