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Joke of the Day
"Here's the joke: I'm bad at insinuating. A*hem*, I **said** I'm bad at insinuating!"
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"""It's so hot outside..."" ""...that I poured McDonald's hot coffee on my lap just to cool off."""
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"What do you call a man who makes fart scented candles? Incense-itive"
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