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Joke of the Day
"Idea for dieting: Fridges with mirrors."
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"Hey kids! Make your voice heard this election day by hiding your parents identification! (Not applicable in some states)"
"Dear Adobe, my HOLY SHIT LEAVE ME ALONE is ready to install."
"I went out for Chinese last night, I told the waiter that the chicken was rubbery... He thanked me."
"Judge: jury, how do you find the defendant? Me: [whispering] dude, he's like...right there. Judge: there's no talking Me: [pointing]"
"What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened? ""Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"""
"What did the man ask the bush after being attacked by it? The man asked ""Why did you attack me?"" The bush replied ""I am bush."""
"You really have to respect the male pornstars They're always working hard"
"Think the walk of shame sucks now, imagine doing it in the 80s in corduroy pants. Everyone heard you leaving."
"Damn autocorrect... It's always making me say things I didn't Nintendo"