59250

Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you fuckin racist"

"Just accidentally zoomed so far out of a Word document that I saw the birth of the universe"

"Boss: Did you take Mike's stapler and leave a note demanding that he meet you for drinks later? Me: WHAT!?! Noooo....wait, did he say yes?"

"why are narwhals so sexually attracted to everything? because they are horny"

"Man to very beautiful airhostess:- ""What's your name?"" Air hostess:- ""Eva Benz.."" Man :- ""Lovely name...any relation to Mercedes Benz?"" Air hostess:- (smiling) ""maintenance cost is same"" :D"

"Out in public, my husband and I only argue using whale sounds, so it's actually a very calm and soothing experience for people around us."

"Today my engineering final exam friend please pray for me all is well. hhhhhhhhhh it's joke my wife birth a baby so it's my engineering"

"Tread lightly on the path, as we all have a journey to make. Unless you're super hungry, in which case you're allowed to mow people down."

"Why can't Jesus roller skate? Because he's naild to a cross."

"Just a stupid joke I made up... What is a pedophile's favorite Jedi? Kid Fisto."