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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you fuckin racist"
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"I felt shit today My finger ripped through the toilet paper"
"What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock? Politics"
"What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard? A liquor cabinet."
"hey pregnant lady slowly crossing the street on a green light it's a baby not a forcefield"
"I just painted my toenails whore red, then immediately confined them to tight heels so they know what shameful little sluts they are."
"GF: every time we fight you start interpretive dancing *i dance beautifully for 12 minutes* GF: I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!"
"Riding up in the elevator with a bunch of children. So much screaming & crying. You'd think one of them would ask me what the hell's wrong."
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Tripping... J.K. Rowling"
"I used to think the brain was the most important organ...... Then I thought look who's telling me that.. "