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Joke of the Day
"Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms."
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"As a baby I took my son Caden to the park. Other kids there were Aiden Jayden Brayden & Ben. The parents that named Ben should get an award."
"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses ass? Mechanic."
"Although I'm not exactly overjoyed with my single status. I thank God I'm not married to the obviously married guy hitting on me."
"Did you know.. Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape?"
"What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds? Deez Nutz"
"Three Roads To Ruin There are three roads to Ruin - Women, Gambling and Consultants. Women are the nicest, Gambling is the quickest but Consultants are the surest!"
"How do you get a hippie pregnant? Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest."
"I had a sip of the Milky Way galaxy. It turns out I'm galactose intolerant."
"*a jerk tries to punch me but I catch it perfectly in my mouth and swallow him whole like a snake*"