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Joke of the Day

"I already blamed 5 of my problems on Black Lives Matter, 7 on political correctness and 3 on the Ghostbusters reboot. Need more scapegoats."

"When I'm furious at another driver I roll down my window, thrust my head out & whisper ""wow you drive really inconsiderate"" into the wind"

"what do you call a gay dinosaur? megasoreass"

"My sex life..."

"There's a lot of lame holocaust jokes on this thread... Anne frankly, I'm getting sick and tired of them."

"Guys, you should really try removing the key above enter on your keyboard. Trust me, you'll never go back"

"Why could the witch never get the enchantments right? She forgot to use Spell Check."

"Crime tip: commit all your crimes in space NASA is not the space police there are no laws up there you will not go to jail"

"My wife has been missing for two days now. Police have told me to expect the worst. So I went to the charity shop to buy her clothes back."

"Difference between power and stamina? Power is when a man can hang a wet towel over his erect penis. Stamina is to keep the penis erect till the towel dries."