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Joke of the Day
"I hate being bipolar it's awesome"
Next Joke
"Have you seen www.hook.com? Yes it's already caught my eye."
"Werewolves are notoriously hard to find... Otherwise they'd be known as Therewolves."
"I probably would have been a pretty good doctor, until I found out that I still get paid if the people die. Then I'd just be like, whatever"
"What is so ironic about Atheists? A: they're always talking about God."
"What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows? Survivor guilt."
"What does an onii-chan drive? A Niisan. *cue rimshot*"
"What do black men find most shocking about sex? Tazers"
"What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf? Little."
"I masturbated in the shower... I just wanted to come clean. Came up with this earlier, I guess it could've been relevant in /r/showerthoughts"