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Joke of the Day

"After 30 years of shopping, my wife still has nothing to wear today."

"It's not called PowerRamble. It's called PowerPoint, so please get to one."

"My favorite thing to do when my grandkids visit is to bake a big batch of fresh cookies. Then I eat them all by myself. Screw those kids."

"Shout out to all the Aussies over here! Want to hear a joke? :) Tony Abbott"

"A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info she asked ""Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"""

"ME What's a penguins favourite relative? Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME [makes flies over head motion] PENGUIN I don't know what that means"

"How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly? Electro*cute*"

"Why are feminists bad cashiers? They can't make change."

"Why do North Americans hate playing chess? Cause they lack the towers."

"i went to a 5 Guys burgers and fries and there was only one guy. im just gonna say what were all thinking. the other 4 guys died at benghazi"