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Joke of the Day
"It's not called PowerRamble. It's called PowerPoint, so please get to one."
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"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Aaaaaagggccchhhhmmmm....!!!"
"Singin' in the Rain is a beloved Oscar-winning classic, but singin' on the train will get you harsh stares and a six seater all to yourself."
"Mmm piece of candy What smells like candy and tastes like fish?"
"Medical fact If a woman drinks two glasses of wine a day, it increases the chance of a stroke. If you let her finish the bottle, she'll probably suck it as well! haw haw haw"
"Somewhere in this world, a woman is giving birth to a baby every 3 seconds. We have to find this woman and stop her."
"If the dove is the bird of peace what is the bird of true love? The swallow."
"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we shot the only one who had a dream."
"Whenever someone tells me they get a ""high"" from running, all I'm thinking is, ""You've obviously never been high before."""
"When will the hospital equipment arrive? defibrillater"