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Joke of the Day

"ME What's a penguins favourite relative? Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME [makes flies over head motion] PENGUIN I don't know what that means"

"Two Flordia football players have been suspended for Saturday's game vs. Tennessee for refusing to take a urine test... I guess you might say urine or your out."

"Whats the difference between a joke and three dicks? Your mom cant take a joke."

"What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel? Sparky."

"A man walks into the bar But fails since he was too busy drinking through law school"

"Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up!"

"If I was married to you, I would put poison in your tea If I was married to you, madame, I would drink it"

"For breakfast this morning... I had ebola cereal!"

"Countless marriages could be saved by requiring urinals in private residences."

"BRUCE WAYNE: How can I rid this city of crime ALFRED: Mental health care access, economic development, gun reg BRUCE: Bring me a cape"