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Joke of the Day

"How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly? Electro*cute*"

"Want to hear a joke about nitric oxide? NO"

"Had to get sticky tape and gift tags surgically removed from my body at the hospital... Proving once again that white guys can't wrap."

"Why is that Mac owners always say their computers never get viruses... ...when it is clear that being a pretentious douche is a clear example of a virus that is exclusive to Mac ownership?"

"I don't wear sunglasses because it's unfair that a photon travels 93 million miles and then when it's an inch from my eye I'm all ""um, no."""

"another bar joke a neutron walks into a bar and asks ' how much for a drink ' the bartender replies ' for you, no charge'"

"2 guys walk into a bar... The one who ducked was never a Pokemon fan."

"Why do they call boats ""she""? Because the wives had to get on board somehow."

"Anyone know if Flava Flav survived the weekend's Daylight Savings switchover?"

"Hey baby, I'm a power source, and you're the kind of resistor i'd like to deliver my load to."