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Joke of the Day

"Astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day."

"An unsharpened pencil... ...is pointless."

"You know when motorcyclists give a little wave to each other, I do that when I see someone else eating in their car."

"TIL Tim Gibbons, a reclusive gastroenterologist, has the only fart preserved in a jar on record since 1983... *owner of a lonely fart*"

"Are you a cat person or a person person?"

"I'm not saying she's a sl*t but whenever she eats a banana in public, she puts one hand behind her head."

"Does a roller coaster like its work? It has its ups and downs."

"A Jewish kid goes to his dad and says, ""Dad, I need to borrow fifty bucks"". The dad says, ""Forty bucks? I don't have thirty bucks, what do you need twenty bucks for?"""

"Why was the electron mad? Well, it doesn't really matter..."

"Instead of smoking cigarettes, switch to hanging just outside an establishment, casually repeating that you want to die."