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Joke of the Day
"What does a man with a big d*ck eat for breakfast? Yeah, I didn't think you'd know..."
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"""I made bank today."" - Inarticulate Construction Worker"
"Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy."
"Black joke Santa clause, a child, and an innocent black man jump out of a plane. Who lands first? The child there's no such thing as Santa or an innocent black man"
"How do you make a Scottish omelette?"
"Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didn't you? Fred: I couldn't find one big enough for your nose."
"What do you call a bunny with a crooked dick? FUCKS FUNNY"