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Joke of the Day

"My buddy tells me he doesn't take criticism too well. I told him he should really work on that."

"You have to kiss a lot of short, black, flamboyant musicians before you can find your Prince."

"If a group of necrophiliacs ran into group of zombies...who would do the chasing? Oh, I went there...;)"

"I just saw 2 blondes walk into a bar. You'd think after the first one did, the second one would have stopped."

"How do you comfort a grammar Nazi? they're, their, there"

"(NSFW) My first experience with sex was a lot like getting my first car I didn't really want it but my dad gave it to me anyway"

"What women want.. ...is a penis made of chocolate that ejaculates money."

"I wish it were okay for a guy to carry a purse because there is only so much banana bread that I can fit in my wallet."

"I just found out that all the different colors in Fruit Loops are the same flavor, and now I don't know what's real anymore"

"Mexican word of the day ""Budweiser"" That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?"