166730

Joke of the Day

"If a group of necrophiliacs ran into group of zombies...who would do the chasing? Oh, I went there...;)"

"I'm writing a book about futurology. It's coming soon."

"What do you call a letter that was sent to a man by a feminist? Hate male."

"Stretching before working out is for wussies could someone please call 911?"

"I just finished a 5 year relationship. Luckily it wasn't mine."

"On Facebook, my friend became a fan of Paris Hilton, Heidi Montag and Nickelback. I became a fan of unfriending her."

"My iPhone corrects ""WHOA"" to ""WHOSE"", which just made my text response to ""I JUST HAD A BABY!!!"" a little awkward."

"Anyone know a good roofer? Nevermind, the glass ceiling didn't get smashed..."

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass.....nyahahahaha (10 points for who knows the source of this classic joke)"

"My Dad died recently, but unfortunately I slept in and missed the funeral I guess I'm not a mourning person"