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Joke of the Day

"(NSFW) My first experience with sex was a lot like getting my first car I didn't really want it but my dad gave it to me anyway"

"Reports just in that the police have seized a Catholic Priest's computer. They claim that they are looking for a certain file. A .PDO file if you will."

"I have sensitive teeth..... And I'm afraid I'll say something to hurt their fillings."

"One you haven't heard- What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window? Curt 'n Rod"

"What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake? It's not your fault."

"What happened to the Mexican after Donald Trump was elected? [removed]"

"Why didn't ken and barbie ever have kids? Because ken always comes in a different box."

"My wife complained that I don't give her flowers anymore. I replied that she doesn't give me blow jobs anymore."

"What's Helen Keller's favorite mouthwash? Jergen's lotion."

"Did you see the article about Apple buying large, popular websites? Yeah, iReddit."