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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a dangerously cheesy chicken? Stay out of parms way."
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"All the adults who used to tell me ""When you're older you'll understand"" - I appreciate your optimism but have some bad news"
"So I was peeing in the pool yesterday. The lifeguard hollered so loud, I almost fell in!"
"Q: What goes click-click-click...""Did I get it?"" A: Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube"
"I heard they're testing a new pill for treating erectile dysfunction It's called coxaflopyn."
"The worst part of kissing a perfect 10.... is how cold the mirror feels on your lips."
"What do you call a Jamaican squid? Calamarley"
"Hey dudes with super big muscles, that's not necessary."
"What do you call a slut during the holidays? A Mistlehoe."
"Me: yeah was bingo the name of the dog or the farmer Professor: i meant questions about the exa- holy shit"