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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with no legs? You call him by his fucking name what's wrong with you"
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"What is Michael Bay's favorite chess move? C4."
"What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend? Have I got an ax to grind with you."
"What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."
"Can you get high off of viagra? Yes, but only if you lay on your stomach."
"""And this is Flegh, Fnnnr, Grmm, Jsssh and Jhee-Jo."" (What My Brain Hears When Introduced to a Group of People)"
"I'd say my girlfriend is a five. If you count the thumb."
"A Lord of the Rings Joke How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died? He read it in the Hobbituary."
"My bank account has 7 figures but 6 of them are to the right of the decimal point."
"What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland? You get a sun *Bern.*"