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Joke of the Day
"The milk in my fridge is so old it thinks Elvis Presley's dancing is inappropriate."
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"Teacher My teacher pointed to me with the ruler and said ""There is an idiot at the end of the ruler"" I got suspended for asking which end! :P"
"*turns on notifications* Notifications: I have a boyfriend"
"*pulls back your shower curtain* What did you mean by ""creepy"""
"You should really take it easy on pedophiles... they have a hard enough time fitting in."
"The Pythagorean Theorem, Newton's Third Law and Bernoulli's Principle walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""I'm not going to get this joke aren't I?"""
"Getting to the point now where we should just try to get the water out of the oil."
"""I have something I'd like to get off my chest."" - Guy with three nipples"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gag*"
"Humans should be eternally grateful it wasn't me who was in Newton's place. If the apple hit me I'd be like ""Nice!"" & eat it. End of story."