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Joke of the Day

"'I like the smell of your meat' may not have been the best greeting to the hot waiter at the BBQ joint I picked for lunch."

"What do you call the gay A team? The Heyyy Team"

"Hot single senior citizens in your area need air conditioning."

"[at Goodwill store] *buys pants that I gave them 6 months ago*"

"Loved Inception. It took me to exotic places I could never visit in real life, like the first class cabin of an airplane."

"People always ask me, where do I come up with my status', do I make them up, or do I get them from the internet.. Truth is people. I use Status Enhancing Drugs."

"What is the largest moth the world has ever seen? A mammoth"

"What do you call an artist in a dark alley? Sketchy"

"Whiteboards are just the best In fact, they're remarkable"

"For all the effort I put into faking it, I should really just start writing down the confirmation number at the end of a phone call."