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Joke of the Day
"I went to a feminist picnic recently It was terrible. No one cooked or made any sandwiches."
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"I'm a bokeper Q: Isn't that bookkeeper? A: People always mix me up with my brother. He's... a double-entry bookkeeper."
"How many online courses are offered by the senior learning center? None. They're old school."
"A buddy of mine told me he thinks I'm OCD the other day... I told him he was out of his place."
"My grandma can hold her breath for over fourteen years!"
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other SSSIIIIIIDDDDDEEEE"
"Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus? Nobody."
"How fast can you convince an Italian guy to perform cunnilingus? Licka-de-split."
"If a one-legged woman is named Ilene, what do you call her after a few drinks? Tipsy, and an easy lay."