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Joke of the Day
"I just invented a new joke. I just invented a new word. Plagiarism."
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"What should you take for stomach pain? A shit"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? The 'p' is silent"
"A vulture carrying two dead raccoons tries to board an airplane... and the flight attendant says, ""I'm sorry, sir. You're only allowed one carrion."""
"Static cling is just physics showing us how much it loves us."
"I accidentally ate a piece of rope... I shit you knot"
"What would I be if I doubled myself? Meme"
"Life is like a gluten allergy.. It seems like everybody but me has one."
"I went to the psychiatrist wearing only cling film. He said ""well, I can clearly see your nuts"""
"What is the best way to hunt bear? With your clothes off"