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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why you should never boil vegetables? Because the wheelchair might rust"
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"Why don't witches wear underwear? So they can get a better grip on the broom."
"Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis? A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army."
"What do you call a gay New Zealander? A Kiwi Fruit."
"""Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed."""
"What what Juan's twin sister named? I don't know, Juana guess?"
"I think I start my day angry because I'm forced to see myself naked."
"Never feel like you're too small to make a difference. After all, a tiny raisin has the ability to RUIN EVERYTHING ITS BAKED IN."
"What animal never forgets national tragedies? the nine-elephant"
"Body Glitter: For the girl who wants to leave a sparkling trail of daddy issues everywhere she goes"