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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why you should never boil vegetables? Because the wheelchair might rust"
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"Awful pick up line Are you my big toe? Because i want to bang you on every piece of furniture."
"Blows you, kisses See proper punctuation is important"
"I find it in poor taste that the 1am drive-thru attendant asks ""How are you?"" Not good, Maria. Clearly."
"I made my wife dinner tonight She was great with BBQ sauce"
"Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup."
"This is how I tell if someone is paying attention. You were not :D"