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Joke of the Day
"Cherry: I'm pregnant. Tomato: What?! (Origin of the Cherry Tomato)"
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"My hobbies include but are not limited to getting drunk and commenting ""LOL"" on relationship statuses on Facebook."
"I'm badman! bad to whom? whoman!"
"I lost my kid at the zoo the other day.... I couldn't find him, so they just shot all the animals."
"I'm sorry you got offended that one time you were treated the same way you treat everyone all the time."
"Having a favorite politician is like a homeless guy having a favorite can."
"A lot of people ask me ""why do you lie about the high number of people asking you things?"""
"Me*taps wife's shoulder*Whatcha doin? wife:Meditating me*still tapping*Why? wife: It helps me relax me*still tapping* Is it working? wife:No"
"Whole Foods mixed up the labels on regular & vegan chicken salads. Vegans became suspicious when they experienced a fleeting moment of joy."
"I came across something really weird last night... I think she was half-goat or something?"