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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirates favorite letter? You'd think it's ""R"" but it's actually the ""C""."
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"People keep complaining about 'Let it Go'... The song never bothered me anyway."
"So, I went out and had a few drinks.. I decided to take a bus home. So this morning I awoke and I don't know what to do with the bus parked in my driveway."
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"What is green and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger."