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Joke of the Day

"It's okay Microsoft Excel even my love life is not responding."

"How do you confuse an idiot? To get to the other side!"

"What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny."

"I want to write a tweet that is so offensive that it reduces my followers to zero."

"Why do they call it the Xbox360? Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away."

"The girl I met last week said she wanted a guy who was ""funny and spontaneous"" I showed up at her kitchen window late at night wearing a clown suit and suddenly it's all panic and screaming..."

"Fall? More like fail [watches as the leaf from a tree gracefully falls to the ground in the beautiful cycle that is nature] loser tree lol"

"What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral? The corpse."

"I propose that we abolish marriage and engage in 3 year contracts instead, with the option for renewal."

"My attitude changes in 5 seconds flat. From sweetheart to bitch. So I suggest you don't test that."